WANTED
$LAZ | WANTED
For crimes against liquidity and common sense.
Leader: A short guy with big ambitions and even better hackers.
REWARD: The satisfaction of knowing you helped fund the next missile (jk… or am I?)
Live Heist Counter
$67,500,000,000
He will hack your attention.
Contract Address (CA)
Intercepted campaign assets, field footage, and classified propaganda prepared for the next wave of attention theft.
Current Crowd
12,458
currently getting heisted
Threat Level
MAXIMUM
Do not engage.
State-sponsored North Korean hackers (APT38 / TraderTraitor) led by a short guy with big ambitions and world-class hackers.
Since 2017 they’ve committed the biggest crypto heist in history: $67.5 BILLION stolen.
2025 alone? $20.2 BILLION. They don’t hack smart contracts — they hack people, LinkedIn recruiters, and your multisig UI.
Signature move: Fake job offers → “Congrats you’re hired!” → your wallet disappears faster than Kim’s haircut.
Warning: Do not engage. He will hack your attention… and your liquidity.
Primary Tactic
People > Protocols
Fake recruiters, polished interviews, and UI deception beat smart contract exploits every time.
Observed Pattern
Attention In. Liquidity Out.
One bad click and the joke becomes a transaction.
Total Supply
67,500,000,000
exactly 67.5B — we like round numbers
Tax
0%
we steal from others, not from you
Status
LIVE
live, loud, and terminally online
Distribution
Roadmap
Phase 1
Launch → Flood LinkedIn with fake offers
Phase 2
Steal the chart ($67.5M MC)
Phase 3
Bybit-level pump ($675M MC)
Phase 4
Fund the next missile (jk… or am I?)
TOTAL LOOT SINCE 2017
$67,500,000,000
“We don’t just hack. We heist nations… and your portfolio.”
Sponsored by DPRK Nuclear Fund (jk… or am I?)
Field Notes
A clean ledger of chaos, losses, and legendary attention theft.
2026 — Still Cooking
- April 1, 2026 — Drift Protocol (Solana) $2.85 Billion
6-month social engineering + cloud infiltration. Drained over 50% TVL in 12 minutes.
Meme Note: “Lazarus just entered the chat… your perpetual contract just got perpetually rugged 😂”
2025 — Record Breaking Year
- Feb 21, 2025 — Bybit Exchange $15 Billion
Largest single heist in history. FBI officially confirmed.
Meme Note: “Bybit boss woke up to find his balance was just air. Lazarus says: Thanks for the donation, see you next time.”
- Nov 2025 — Upbit (Korea) $36 Million
Meme Note: “Even the Koreans didn’t escape. Short guy said: Time to pay the protection fee.”
2024 — International Tour
- May 2024 — DMM Bitcoin (Japan) $3.08 Billion
Meme Note: “LinkedIn job offer = free $3B delivery to North Korea. Japanese police still crying.”
- July 2024 — WazirX (India) $2.35 Billion
Meme Note: “India’s crypto king got rugged overnight. Lazarus: Thanks for the multisig, we cleared your bags for you.”
2023 — Wallet & Casino Season
- June 2023 — Atomic Wallet $100 Million+
Meme Note: “Non-custodial? We just custodied everything to Pyongyang.”
- Sep 2023 — Stake.com $41 Million
Meme Note: “Casino owner fainted in the bathroom. Lazarus: We came to take the house.”
2022 — The Legend Begins
- March 2022 — Ronin Network (Axie Infinity) $625 Million
Meme Note: “Axie players went broke together. Lazarus: Thanks for playing the game that funds our missiles.”
- June 2022 — Harmony Horizon Bridge $100 Million
Meme Note: “The bridge got blown up. Lazarus: Next time don’t build something so easy to explode.”
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Buy $LAZ on Solana
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Ape with memes only
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Do not engage with the short guy’s hackers
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Watch your portfolio get hacked… in a good way